WELCOME TO THE CLUB
WELCOME TO THE CLUB
Welcome to NeuroHaven Nights!
Step into the wildest virtual nightclub in the digital realm—where the beats are electric, the pixels are flawless, and your dance moves defy gravity.
🕺 No bouncers, no cover charge—just unfiltered chaos.
🍸 Drinks are bottomless (so pace yourself).
🎧 Our live DJ’s take no requests, but trust us, the beats hit.
💃 Dress code? Whatever makes you feel fabulous.
Now get in, smash the full screen button, and remember: What happens in NeuroHeaven… stays on the blockchain. 🚀
Nightclub Rules
No dance battles before midnight – Save the injuries.
The DJ is not your jukebox – Stop requesting.
Spill your drink? Own it. – Maybe buy another.
Walk before you dance – Wobbling isn’t a move.
No cutting bathroom lines – Instant social ban.
Bartenders aren’t therapists – Tip, don’t trauma dump.
Can’t name the song? Drink water.
Don’t outdrink the bartender – You’ll lose.
“One more song” x3, then stop.
Dance floor moments stay there – Unless recorded…